"Therapized and Still a Mess" Tee
$30.00
Army
Invested in yourself. Still chaotic. Relatable.
You did the work. You have the coping strategies. You can name your attachment style in conversation. And somehow, you still cried in a parking lot last Tuesday. This shirt is the intersection of self-awareness and self-destruction that therapy kids know too well.
80% humor, 100% honest. The one your group chat will screenshot.
• Front print, all-type design
• Unisex fit, S–3XL
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Bone White on Deep Void (#111217)
COMPOSITION & CARE
Premium heavyweight cotton blend. Designed to be worn in, not just worn.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron low heat if needed.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Free shipping on orders over $50. Standard delivery 5-12 business days.
Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn with tags attached.
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Fit Guide
Size Guide
All NERVE pieces are oversized. If you prefer a more fitted look, size down one.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Shoulder (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 40-42 | 27 | 19 |
| M | 42-44 | 28 | 20 |
| L | 44-46 | 29 | 21 |
| XL | 46-48 | 30 | 22 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 31 | 23 |
Measurements may vary slightly.