"Deregulate My Nervous System" Hoodie
Your fight-or-flight has been running since 2020. It's tired too.
Nervous system dysregulation isn't a quirk — it's what happens when the world keeps the threat alarm on indefinitely. This hoodie won't fix your cortisol levels. But it'll keep you warm while you try, and it'll say the part out loud that most people are afraid to.
The Details- Unisex fit, relaxed through the body
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, 8oz heavyweight
- Double-lined hood, front pouch pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- DTG printed for premium color depth
- Available in multiple colors, S–2XL
$1 from every sale goes to crisis support organizations.
COMPOSITION & CARE
Premium heavyweight cotton blend. Designed to be worn in, not just worn.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron low heat if needed.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Free shipping on orders over $50. Standard delivery 5-12 business days.
Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn with tags attached.
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Size Guide
All NERVE pieces are oversized. If you prefer a more fitted look, size down one.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Shoulder (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 40-42 | 27 | 19 |
| M | 42-44 | 28 | 20 |
| L | 44-46 | 29 | 21 |
| XL | 46-48 | 30 | 22 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 31 | 23 |
Measurements may vary slightly.